{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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Pipe Layin' Dan is the fourth solo release by American comedian and actress LaWanda Page, billed as simply LaWanda, released on Laff Records in 1973.
"}{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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