Before they sold out lyft kombucha portland

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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}

{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}

{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}

{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

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{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}

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{"fact":"If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 \u00b0F.","length":70}